Last night I received a most ominous text from Sonshine:
"Evil has entered the house while you were gone and I am sore afraid."
I responded thus:
"Did Evil Blam penetrate my defenses?"
I was thinking this because I had recently been threatening his kittens, or some such nonsense, and when Sonshine did not respond, I assumed the worst.
My assumption of the worst was not even close to how completely terrible it truly was. (And, thankfully, it did not involve EB. Looking back I feel kinda' bad about assuming he did anything terrible, for he did defend my honor as a woman-child.)
When I opened my door to my room I found a piece of paper lying on my table:
Gasp! Moondark Evil! Sonshine's greatest nemesis! She has stolen the giftcard that Falen most graciously gave to me. Today I responded with my own piece of paper:
The Ransom Response Note
I am afraid that I may offend MoonDark, for although you cannot see it well in the above picture, I did the best I could to let MoonDark know how angry I am with her. I said such things as:
"Eat this flower, because then you will choke on it and die!"
"Swarm of poisonous piffer bugs!"
"Some bunny loves you: but not me >:("
Not only did I leave these things in a secluded area, I also included this:
The Bunny is holding chocolate bunnies
Awww... Look at that bunny. He is so courageous, being left for MoonDark Evil.
I named him Benjamin Bunny. I know! I'm not supposed to get attached. He will probably be devoured tonight.
So far away and helpless. Still smiling and happy. *Sniffle* I am a murderer.
You will pay for this, MoonDark Evil! Oh, you will pay.