Oh! Oh! I completely forgot that I wanted to try and do Slumpvis Mondays again, where I share something completely Random and Useless with you. Like...
This Gravestone my Brother, Dave, took a picture of:
Now, realize I Do Not like Bacon. It is a pig. Pig's look like this:
Flying PIGS! Cover your heads!
Why would I want to ingest that? So I am in no way condoning the eating of Bacon, but still... There's something about Bacon that is inertly funny. Yes. Inertly. I don't know how, but that's not the point. The point is that for whatever reason Bacon is humorous and well loved throughout the entire world. There is even a website endearingly called Mr. Baconpants, set aside just for the love of Bacon. And that is why we have Ridiculous products available, all inspired by bacon, such as:
Bacon Floss! Bacon Beans!
My favorite part is their slogan. Ahahaha...
My question about the floss... Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Aren't you supposed to floss in order to help your teeth be clean and tidy and smell minty? But what do I know. Maybe having the taste of bacon sitting around your mouth all day is a good thing? Who doesn't like to have the taste of decrepit, rotting, meat, lingering around making cavities? But that's okay! Because when you're done flossing you can just pop in a couple of these bad boys to help your breath out:
Mmm... Bacony fresh
When you're done slap on some...
For dry lips yearning to be greasy and slimy
But the two winners have got to be between this bad boy:
And when you're done, you can Eat the cup
And this:
Person: (turns on lamp, suddenly starts sniffing the air)
Do you smell something burning?
Just goes to show that given the opportunity, people will come up with the Weirdest Ideas.
Next Week: (if I remember) The Reasons Why I Love Bread
5 comments:
omg, i love bacon so much. I wish i was eating some RIGHT NOW!
Sarah, for whatever reason yours and Hannah's comments almost always make me hungry. I sweat, if I ever decide to become a cannibal I'm coming after you two first. Just saying.
VW: vorkwrid- having a twisted sense of humor
Okay. I really love bacon, but this makes me question my love to some degree.
@Mary Lindsey: *gasp!* No! Do not forsake your love of bacon! Though I have no love for it, I have always felt a great pride towards those who do.
I think the bacon floss is a no-brainer, IF it actually cleans between the teeth and doesn't just leave chunks of bacon there. If I were a single man and a woman with bacon-breath chatted me up, it would be a dream come true. As in, "you had me at hhhhhello."
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