tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post2398625288246073863..comments2011-04-18T18:34:10.641-07:00Comments on Slumpvis Musings: Retail Wednesdays! Or Why You Shouldn't Show Me Your LaptopAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09222233412304660376noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-87975814411587033532010-04-04T16:03:03.648-07:002010-04-04T16:03:03.648-07:00LOL! I love when people offer to pay with a check ...LOL! I love when people offer to pay with a check when all their cards have been declined.Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16915603693944523761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-28520743928903256342010-04-02T06:04:12.872-07:002010-04-02T06:04:12.872-07:00@Sonshine: WAIT! You don't know everything abo...@Sonshine: WAIT! You don't know everything about everything? My hopes are shattered.<br /><br />@Teebore: Haha... <i>here's some magic beans I'd like to sell you.</i> Ahahahahaha... Or the customers that always make the joke about the hundred dollar bills, when I'm checking to make sure they're real. "Yes, I just made those this morning." I have stopped chuckling fakely and just sort of sigh at people now.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09222233412304660376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-34300024415299495162010-04-01T11:31:36.268-07:002010-04-01T11:31:36.268-07:00Customer: Can I write you a check?
No. No you may...<i>Customer: Can I write you a check?<br /><br />No. No you may not.</i><br /><br />Classic. <br /><br />I love the people that, anytime a book isn't ringing up quickly (like you have to manually type the ISBN or whatever) and they always ALWAYS make the joke "guess it must be free, huh?"<br /><br />Yes, moron, because that's how it works. Also, you certainly are the first person to EVER make that joke, and here's some magic beans I'd like to sell you.Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-83285619514352525332010-03-31T21:33:05.223-07:002010-03-31T21:33:05.223-07:00I love how people assume that if you work in a sto...I love how people assume that if you work in a store than you know EVERYTHING there is to know about EVERYTHING you sell. pfft... silly peoplesRebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-26893287397689145572010-03-31T16:31:02.169-07:002010-03-31T16:31:02.169-07:00@my-weirdo-mother: Haha! I love how you jump right...@my-weirdo-mother: Haha! I love how you jump right in with the verification word and everything. You are super mom!<br /><br />@Falen: It was definitely NOT what i expected to hear.<br /><br />@Caledonia Lass: gfk... She's in the car??? What does that even mean? Wait. I don't wanna know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09222233412304660376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-56109862144766802512010-03-31T15:25:29.100-07:002010-03-31T15:25:29.100-07:00You know, there are times I miss being a cashier. ...You know, there are times I miss being a cashier. Just times though.<br />I used to have men come into the Texaco I worked at and get a bunch of stuff. When asked if they would like a bag, I was often told, "No, she's in the car."<br />Hmm... I'd stare at them, then hold out my hand after they already paid. They'd look at me funny. I told them, "Now see, I have to charge a Mean Tax of $50." Hehe!<br />Oh and if someone comes in next time and says the software doesn't load properly and they don't want to use the website, tell them to go home, wash it in WARM water with a MILD soap (dish soap is just fine) and dry it with a towel, then try loading it again.<br />I used to work tech support. :D<br />(If that doesn't work, I'd suggest they stop using the computer, because if they are going to be that impatient... well geez. Kidding!)Mel Chesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08200734886454147170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-36488410035690315142010-03-31T11:11:00.895-07:002010-03-31T11:11:00.895-07:00haha! The seduce comment was awesome!haha! The seduce comment was awesome!Sarah Ahiershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02795455714801965956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4469509814044662606.post-79074827034761818942010-03-31T11:10:46.195-07:002010-03-31T11:10:46.195-07:00Yes, we have no bananas... That's what the gro...Yes, we have no bananas... That's what the grocer said after they dumped his order. Boo, bad joke. Anyway, here I am stalking you. I must. I must. You are too funny! You make me laugh! <br /><br />verification word: strisess - the process of drawing stripes?Grammy Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06156013744640283869noreply@blogger.com